Q.Why do cows have cow bells?
A. Because their horns don't work.
By Hayley
Q.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No Idea
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs ?
A.Still no idea.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and on fire?
A.Still no flaming idea.
By Anna R
Q. What's fifty metres long and jumps every 10 seconds.
A. A dinosaur with hiccups.
By Bella
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Jordans new ending to Henry Sugar
One night Henry Sugar was at the London Casino. He was playing Flap Jack. He was winning. He had won 20,000 pounds in one night. He noticed a man was watching him. The man was a policeman. The person dealing the cards was tall, skinny and pale. He dealt one more hand to Henry sugar. Henry bet 10,000 pounds to win. Henry won the game.
The next morning the policeman from last night at the casino came to his hotel room. He said to Henry "you will go to jail but if you pay me 40,000 pounds you won't go to jail". Henry said "okay". The policeman said to get dressed in his uniform in case someone had also seen him and leave the hotel. He said "put the money under the mattress and tie me up to the chair and cover my eyes".
Henry walked down to the elevator and then he saw another policeman. He ignored him and walked out.
By Jordan
The next morning the policeman from last night at the casino came to his hotel room. He said to Henry "you will go to jail but if you pay me 40,000 pounds you won't go to jail". Henry said "okay". The policeman said to get dressed in his uniform in case someone had also seen him and leave the hotel. He said "put the money under the mattress and tie me up to the chair and cover my eyes".
Henry walked down to the elevator and then he saw another policeman. He ignored him and walked out.
By Jordan
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Renees new ending to Henry Sugar.
One day Henry Sugar went into a casino and won heaps of money. He decided that he wanted to build a time machine in his workshop to visit the dinosaurs to find out how they live.
He found some metal,glass,gears and a driving wheel.He had made a plane before so he knew what he would do. He fiddled and fixed until he had what was on his blueprint. He hopped in and started the engine by pressing the start button (this button had some writing on it which said start) he felt himself take off.
There he was back in time, he saw giant sauropods and flying dinosaurs. He saw deserts everywhere. After one day he went home to tell everyone about the dinosaurs. In the end he became a paleontologist just like he wanted to.
THE END.
He found some metal,glass,gears and a driving wheel.He had made a plane before so he knew what he would do. He fiddled and fixed until he had what was on his blueprint. He hopped in and started the engine by pressing the start button (this button had some writing on it which said start) he felt himself take off.
There he was back in time, he saw giant sauropods and flying dinosaurs. He saw deserts everywhere. After one day he went home to tell everyone about the dinosaurs. In the end he became a paleontologist just like he wanted to.
THE END.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
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